hatingongodot:

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like “WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN’S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME” and my coworker was like “Why do you talk like that”

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love is in the air? WRONG! flaming skull

ashstfu:

pissditching:

“describe your symptoms” brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

powerburial:

I genuinely know hundreds of things

stuckinapril:

i post for people who feel like they’re inherently unlikable to others without being able to tell what the reason is

hungryfictions:

Ruth Madievsky, All-Night Pharmacy

lovecrumbss:

give a girl a notebook and suddenly she’s franz kafka.

charlottan:

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

someonewasheree:

tamsoj:

Charles Bukowski, “hurry slowly,” from Come On In!

And we don’t talk about Theaters*